The Official Website of the Gord-Eatos Snack Food Company Originally, this flavor was going to be something else. But everyone told us it tasted like wet socks, so we decided to be up front with you and call it that. Available in Gordo size only PRODUCTS Ingredients: Wheat, corn, washing machine drippings, recycled cotton bits, locally grown sweat socks, natural flavors, tyrannosaurus oil. Fine Print: Gord-Eatos is a fictitious company. If you do manage to order when we have products in stock, the odds that you’ll receive your order are very, very slim. Especially considering we only take fake money. Thank you for understanding! Exciting chips for exciting times. As seen in Welcome to Beeky Airlines. Gord-Eatos. Exciting chips for exciting times. Contact us: gordeatos@gordeatos.com