The Official Website of the Gord-Eatos Snack Food Company
Originally, this flavor was going to be
something else. But everyone told us
it tasted like wet socks, so we decided
to be up front with you and call it that.
Available in Gordo size only
Ingredients: Wheat, corn, washing machine drippings, recycled cotton bits, locally grown
sweat socks, natural flavors, tyrannosaurus oil.
Fine Print: Gord-Eatos is a fictitious company. If you do manage to order when we
have products in stock, the odds that you’ll receive your order are very, very slim.
Especially considering we only take fake money. Thank you for understanding!
Exciting chips for exciting times.
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Gord-Eatos. Exciting chips for exciting times.
Contact us: firstname.lastname@example.org