The Official Website of the Gord-Eatos Snack Food Company We’re sorry, but this flavor of Gord-Eatos is currently sold out. Carl has purchased the last bag, because, as we told you, he is our number one customer. Please try another flavor. Carl might not have gotten to it yet. BUY NOW Fine Print: Gord-Eatos is a fictitious company. If you do manage to order when we have products in stock, the odds that you’ll receive your order are very, very slim. Especially considering we only take fake money. Thank you for understanding! Exciting chips for exciting times. As seen in Welcome to Beeky Airlines. Gord-Eatos. Exciting chips for exciting times. Contact us: gordeatos@gordeatos.com