The Official Website of the Gord-Eatos Snack Food Company Here is a small sampling of flavors we offer. At last report, we counted 729 flavors available at one time or another. Buy the flavor you think you may want NOW, because you may never see that flavor again. Click on a bag of Gord-Eatos for more information and to buy. PRODUCTS Corned Beef and Cabbage Triple-strength Cayenne Fire (as seen in Welcome to Beeky Airlines) Uber Spearmint Scrambled Eggs Wet Socks Fine Print: Gord-Eatos is a fictitious company. If you do manage to order when we have products in stock, the odds that you’ll receive your order are very, very slim. Especially considering we only take fake money. Thank you for understanding! Exciting chips for exciting times. As seen in Welcome to Beeky Airlines. Gord-Eatos. Exciting chips for exciting times. Contact us: gordeatos@gordeatos.com