The Official Website of the Gord-Eatos Snack Food Company We’re sorry, but our stock of Gord-Eatos is currently sold out. Carl has purchased the last bag, because, as we told you, he is our number one customer. Please try again later and see if you can beat Carl to the inventory. BUY NOW Fine Print: Gord-Eatos is a fictitious company. If you do manage to order when we have products in stock, the odds that you’ll receive your order are very, very slim. Especially considering we only take fake money. Thank you for understanding! Exciting chips for exciting times. As seen in Welcome to Beeky Airlines. Gord-Eatos. Exciting chips for exciting times. Contact us: gordeatos@gordeatos.com