The Official Website of the Gord-Eatos Snack Food Company
Available in Gordo size only
You don’t need hot sauce when eating
these chips! The intense spicy flavor is
perfect for hot sauce lovers anywhere!
Forget the sauna. These chips will
make you sweat!
Ingredients: Wheat, corn, flaming death hot pepper sauce, water, barbecue smoke, sugar, red
color from redwood shavings, maple tree sap, maple oil.
Fine Print: Gord-Eatos is a fictitious company. If you do manage to order when we
have products in stock, the odds that you’ll receive your order are very, very slim.
Especially considering we only take fake money. Thank you for understanding!
Exciting chips for exciting times.
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